Mom, to me: Does your mother still live up on Boyce Avenue?
Me: You are my mother.
Mom: Really? ... ... How many houses do you have to go to in a day?
Me: Mother, I live here, in this house.
Mom: Really? I never see you. ... ... ... Do you still live in Darlington Pawtucket?
Me: No, mother, I live here. ...Who lived in Darlington Pawtucket?
Mom: We did, that's where I met you.
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